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The Irrationale of Rationality

We like to think that we are clever, observant individuals.  However, we are much more likely to make incorrect decisions about the world around us than we are to make correct decisions.  Our brains...

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Klüver, Death, and Geometry

We're all well acquainted with the concept of a near death experience (NDE from now on).  Tunnels with lights at the end, a sense of extreme alm and relaxation, potentially even an out-of-body...

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Pride and Prejudice

There are, at the most fundamental level, four types of people who inhabit the world.There are two different criteria, each of which have either a yea or a nay response, that lead us to the four...

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Evolutionary Enigmas - Ajolote vs Giant Salamander

So, this animal tries to neatly avoid being put into any sort of category.  It's a reptile, but it looks like a snake.  Well, except for the fact that it has two legs.  Yeah, it's a weird little...

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Does This Bother Anyone Else?

Solids are nice, tangible things.  They won't flow over your desk and spill onto everything.  They can be trusted to just sit and stay, like a dog, which conveniently is a solid.Liquids are tricky, but...

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Interlocked.

Rather fun.http://armorgames.com/play/10591/interlocked

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Infinity Has No Rulebook

Think back to the Chinese Room that was laid out in a previous post.  There was a man possessing a rulebook with which he manipulated incoming symbols.  Now, imagine if the man did not possess a rule...

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Hating on Wikipedia

It's widely known (or, at least, it should be) that I am in love with Wikipedia, that great internet god that will provide you with more information than can be accessed in a lifetime.  Unfortunately,...

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Evolutionary Enigmas - Sucker Footed Bat vs. Star-Nosed Mole

Here's a pair of very, very odd animals.Yup, it's hanging from a pair of suction cups.  The bat possess them on both its front and back legs, which it uses to stick to and climb along surfaces. It...

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The Binary World

We love to categorize our world.  Nothing makes us happier than when we can pin something down as definitively under a certain label.  No ifs, no buts, no provisos.  And we, as a species, whether it's...

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My Journey around the Political Horseshoe

"Counselor asks my direction, 'left or right where do you lean son?'Round and round is how I go, frivolous like the swirling snow"I have recently discovered that I'm not nearly as left wing as I had...

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Nature vs. Nurture

One of the questions that everyone has tried to answer since we first began questioning was "Are we a product of our genetics or of our environment?" (I realize that genes were not exactly common...

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The Church and Magic

Why is it that the church is incredibly against magic?You think that they'd be natural allies, seeing as they both attempt to explain natural phenomena by using some sort of an over-riding, invisible...

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Heaven and Inception

What would be in your heaven?"Your" because heaven would have to tailor itself to the individual who inhabited it, because there's no way that one heaven cold possibly be paradise for everyone.  There...

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Wasted Time

Go Forth and Kill

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Compliments

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Ode to an Imbecile

Thank God for idiots.  True, they are irritating to have an enlightening conversation with, but they fulfill many essential niches in society.  Tabulated for your pleasure, I present a list of the many...

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Ford

A Texan was driving in the Israeli desert.  He was feeling thirsty, and he noticed a tiny house in the distance, so he drove up and knocked on the door.  The owner, a wrinkled old man, let him in and...

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Thespians and Theists

To act is, at its most fundamental, to tell a story, and, when it comes down to it, all religions have their basis in stories.  Understandably, who should be the ones who tell these stories but the...

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Dreaming of Rome

Rome is not a matter of geography; Rome is not defined by rivers, or mountains, or even seas; Rome is not a question of blood, or race, or religion; Rome is an ideal.- Marcus Tullius CiceroWe've never...

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Ivan and Pyotr

Two elderly Russian men, Ivan and Pyotr, and watching the installation of a telephone line near their homes."These modern gadgets," sighed Pyotr.  "I can never understand how they work.""But it's so...

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Ivan and Pyotr II

Pyotr and Ivan are once again sitting on the bench outside of their homes."Thank you for explaining telephones Ivan.  But what I really don't understand is television.  I watch the hockey games and the...

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Malthus

Given the recent economic predicaments of countries such as Greece (in the shitter) Italy (lagging behind Greece as usual) Spain (known worldwide for bull runs, which is surprisingly helping them not...

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The Insatiate Asophist

In which I try to understand why I don't understand now that I'm olderGrade twelve is seen as a milestone, a landmark year in which the transition between the structured life of a child and the “free”...

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Beauty

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